Do you really think this is an ad?
 








I believe you ordered the blue plate special...
a heapin' helping of the World's Best - One Liners!

At Best-Oneliners.com you'll find jokes, comics, and funny stories -- humor of all kinds for adults and kids -- served up piping hot every day.
(Steamed -- not fried -- so don't worry about your cholesterol.)

Bon appétit!
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We assume no liability for laughter induced injury. Proceed at your own risk.

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A nice story...
Once upon a time... this guy named Joseph wrote us an email saying,
"Do you have a banner ad available
that I can put on the sites I maintain/develop?"
(embarrased pause...) We didn't.

So we made one!

Calling all webmasters!
Link to us like crazy glue!




INSTRUCTIONS:
Left click on the banner and save it into your website folder where you keep your images. Now we're not here to try to teach a web design course, but if your website's image folder is named "images," then this bit of code should work for you. Just plop it down in your page where you want the banner and link to appear, and good 'ole HTML will do the rest.

<a href="http://www.best-oneliners.com/"><img src="../images/banner_ad_bestoneliners.gif" alt="Best Oneliners Website" border=0 height=60 width=468></a>

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