Note: ZippyZingZac may cause: anxiety, depression, badness, skin rash, fever, urinary dysfunction, heart palpitations, sleep disorders, massive toenail growth, ear hair, bushing of the eyebrows, hairy facial moles, tightening or loosening of the skin, skin color changes (greenish), nose growth, nasal hair, chronic mirror hysteria, really severe halitosis, and itchiness in the middle of the back where it's very hard to reach.

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