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1. PICK A PICTURE
Click one of the radio buttons below to select your picture.
(Click the picture itself to see it closer.)

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Few women admit their age,
few men act it.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it.
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I took an IQ test
and the results were negative.
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Out of my mind...
Back in five minutes.
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He who laughs last
thinks slowest.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals,
why are they made with meat?
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Remember... Nothing says,
"I love you,"
quite like a free ecard that took 6 seconds to send.
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Laugh alone, and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Nothing is fool proof
to a sufficently talented fool.
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Always remember that you are unique;
just like everyone else.
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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Consciousness:
That annoying time between naps.

2. WHO ARE YOU?
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:

3. WHO ARE YOU MAKING THIS CARD FOR?
Their Name:
Their E-Mail Address:

4. PICK COLORS
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TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

5. GIVE YOUR CARD A TITLE
 
Examples...
Thanks For Memories
Happy Haircut
Get Well

6. WRITE YOUR MESSAGE

7. SIGN YOUR CARD*

Examples...
Love, Snookums
Best Wishes, Fred
Me!


8. PICK A SONG... OR SKIP IT FOR NO MUSIC



9. PREVIEW YOUR WORK OF ART...
OR CLEAR THE CARD AND START OVER

(Your card won't be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the next page.
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*Not liable for screen damage if you try this with an ink pen.

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