World's Best One Liners - Send FREE E-Cards!!

On this version of the ecard, we've saved you time by typing in a basic Gospel message.

1. PICK A PICTURE
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	Check Here	Few women admit their age, few men act it.
	Check Here	*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.*
	Check Here	I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
	Check Here	I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
	Check Here	Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
	Check Here	He who laughs last thinks slowest.
	Check Here	If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
	Check Here	Remember... Nothing says, "I love you," quite like a free ecard that took 6 seconds to send.
	Check Here	*Laugh alone, and the world thinks you're an idiot.*
	Check Here	Nothing is fool proof to a sufficently talented fool.
	Check Here	Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
	Check Here	*Work is for people who don't know how to fish.*
	Check Here	Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

2. WHO ARE YOU?

*Your* Name:
*Your* E-Mail Address:

3. WHO ARE YOU MAKING THIS CARD FOR?

*Their* Name:
*Their* E-Mail Address:

4. PICK COLORS
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5. GIVE YOUR CARD A TITLE

Examples...
Thanks For Memories

Happy Haircut

Get Well

We've started you off with a simple Gospel message. Read it carefully, then adapt it personally to your reader so it's genuinely coming from you.

6. WRITE YOUR MESSAGE

Probably the most thought-provoking one-liner is "Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway." It’s sad but true -- no matter what you do, you will die. So, of all the questions you will ask yourself in life, probably the most important is, "Am I good enough to go to Heaven?" You can find out easily by looking at the 10 Commandments. Have you ever told a lie (even once)? Have you ever stolen anything (the value is irrelevant)? If you said, "Yes," to those questions you cannot enter Heaven because you are a lying thief. If you hate someone, you commit murder in God's sight. Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart."  Can you see your predicament? You are guilty of sinning against God Himself, and, because you have a conscience, you have sinned "with knowledge." Isn't it true that every time you lied, stole, lusted, etc., you did it with knowledge that it was wrong? Jesus warned, "Unless you repent you will all likewise perish!" Let your will to live open your heart to the Gospel of salvation. The only thing that would satisfy the demands of Eternal Law was the suffering death of the sinless Son of God. It was no small thing for Jesus to die for us. What love God must have for you! If you are not sure how to pray, read Psalm 51 and make it your prayer. Then put your faith in Jesus Christ in the same way you would put your faith in a parachute. You don't just "believe" it will benefit you, you actually trust yourself to it by putting it on. Then, once you have made peace with God, read the Bible daily and obey what you read.

7. SIGN YOUR CARD*

Examples...
Love, Snookums
Best Wishes, Fred
Me!

Remember it may be hard for your reader to take anything seriously with "Looney Toons" playing in the background.

8. PICK A SONG... OR SKIP IT FOR NO MUSIC

9. PREVIEW YOUR WORK OF ART...
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