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BEFORE
DOWNLOADING ANYTHING PLEASE SEE THE DISCLAIMER
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
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XR5000
Wage and Benefit System
A computer will now decide if you deserve a
raise. We're sure all bosses will be using this
soon. (Don't
ask him to open the pod bay doors... because
he just can't do that, Dave.)
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Cats
and Dogs
You've always wondered, but now you can know...
what exactly makes cats and dogs different?
(Our apologies in advance to cat lovers. We
love cats... really... we just can't eat a whole
one.)
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TIPS
ON HOW TO
SAVE THEM ONTO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM
Explorer users,
click your right mouse button on the words
"Explorer Download pps" in the
row you want. From the list that pops
up, choose "Save Target As."
Pick a place on your computer to save
the download, and click the word "Save."
You can
download Microsoft
Internet Explorer here if you don't
have it.
Netscape users,
click your right mouse button on
the words "Netscape Download ppt"
in the row you want.
From the list that pops up, choose "Save
Link As." Pick
a place on your computer to save the download,
and click the word "Save."
After you've saved it
on your system, open it up in PowerPoint,
choose "File," then "Save
As." On the next screen that comes
up, next to the words "save as type"
use the pull down menu to change the file
type to "PowerPoint Show *.pps"
Use this one to send to your friends,
as saving it as a "PowerPoint Show
*.pps" will cause the slide show
to start running automatically when your
friend clicks on the file.
Either
that, or you can just break down and get
Explorer.
If none of this helps... all you have
to do is put a pair of fluffy white socks
on your ears, sculpt a cartoon character
out of soft cheese, say "OH-WA TA-GOO
SIAM" three times slowly, and email
us your request. Then if we're in
a good mood, we might just send you the
one you ask for. (Make sure you specify
which one you want.)
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DISCLAIMER
(In other words... stuff we
have to write even though it should be obvious
to everyone in their right mind.)
The download jokes are presented here virus
free. However, Best-Oneliners.com, and all it's
affiliates, take no responsibility for copies
once they have been passed around by email.
Best-Oneliners.com recommends all internet users
employ virus detection software for the protection
of their equipment, and that users never open
email attachments from an unknown sender.
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